If you read 23 things your flight attendant won’t tell you, and pay attention to these secrets about air travel, your flights will be happier and safer, not only for you, but for everyone.
- These secrets about air travel will make flying a happier, safer experience for all.
- Want to start off on the wrong foot with me?
- Yes, passengers are incredibly rude…
- We don’t have a boyfriend in every city.
- An all-too-common scenario?
- If you’re traveling with a small child and you keep hearing bells, bells, and more bells…
- The lavatory door is not rocket science.
- If you have a baby, bring diapers.
- Just in case you hadn’t noticed, there are other people on the airplane besides you.
- If you’re traveling overseas, do yourself a favor and bring a pen.
- Passengers are always coming up to me and tattling on each other.
- I hate working flights to destinations like Vail and West Palm Beach.
- Do you really have to go to the bathroom right now, while we’re wrestling a 250-pound food cart down the aisle?
- Is it that difficult to say hello and goodbye?
- Do not poke or grab me.
- We’re not just being lazy.
- I don’t care if you want to be in the mile-high club; keep your clothes on.
- If you hear us paging for a doctor…
- The only place you are allowed to pee…
- Don’t ask us if it’s OK to use the lavatories on the ground.
- You really expect me to take your soggy Kleenex?
- Sure, I don’t mind waiting while you scour the seatback pocket.
- I’m sorry it’s taking forever to get you a wheelchair.
By Michelle Crouch
