‘Hyper-Sexualized at a Young Age’: Ashley Biden at DNC Nearly Spills the Beans on Daddy Shower Time

5Mind. The Meme Platform

When Ashley Biden assumed the stage at the DNC convention, I swear, for the briefest of moment, it sounded like she might just be on the verge of spilling the beans regarding what Daddy did to her all those years ago in the shower, as recalled in the contents of her now-confirmed leak diary, in which she wrote: “I have always been boy crazy. Hyper-sexualized @ a young age…I remember somewhat being sexualized with [a family member]; I remember having sex with friends @ a young age; showers w/my dad (probably not appropriate).”

Her DNC speech started in a similar vein:

“I have this memory. It’s the eve of my eighth birthday….”

          RelatedThe Brandon Entity Reminisces Over ‘Taking Care’ of Little Girl’s Ears on Airplane

Disappointingly, the shower story never made it into the speech.

She instead went on a spiel about Brandon being a “girl-dad” and all the grand governmental gifts he had given women throughout his decades-long career, none of which involved groping or insertions of his penis.

Via The Independent (emphasis added):

Ashley Biden, the president’s youngest child, recalled her father’s support for her as an independent woman growing up, calling him the “OG girl dad.”

“Joe Biden is the OG girl dad,” she said. “He told me I could be anything, and I could do anything.”

Together, the two women depicted the president as a relentless champion of women who, in the end, had made the decision to step aside to enable his female vice president to rise to the top of the ticket.

“He wasn’t just a girl dad. I could see that he valued and trusted women,” Ashley Biden said, with strong emphasis on the final word.

“How he listened to his mother. How he believed in his sister. And, most of all, how he respected my mother’s career.””

Contact Your Elected Officials
Ben Bartee
Ben Barteehttps://armageddonprose.substack.com/
BEWARE!!! Ben Bartee never minces words, so read at your own risk. Ben is a Bangkok-based American journalist, grant writer, political essayist, researcher, travel blogger, and amateur philosopher -- with opposable thumbs. He is the author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile.

“I’m So Sorry” (That I Got Caught!)

Tthe moment a political figure gets caught, the response is immediate. The backpedal begins, and out comes the familiar phrase, “I’m so sorry.”

Trump Exposes the Hypocrisy of Leo’s Papacy    

Pope Leo met with David Axelrod in a private audience. Axelrod, Obama's campaign architect, engineers political narratives for the America’s socialist left.

California Democrats Guilty of RICO Violation?   

In the wake of Nick Shirley’s exposure of government fraud in California, CA Democrats proposed a law making journalistic exposure of crimes a crime.

People Better Wake Up

We are becoming a compartmentalized society, funneled into narrow lanes of information and influence where everything begins to reinforce itself.

Irish Government on the Verge of Collapse Amid Massive Protests?

The restless natives of the Emerald Isle, facing attempted genocide were they not white, have made their largest showing of defiance to date.

S&P 500 Hits Record High as US Stocks Recover From Iran War Sell-Off

The S&P 500 index rallied to a fresh record high on April 15 as U.S. stocks extended their rebound from last month’s war‑driven sell-off.

Erika Kirk Skips Turning Point USA Event

Erika Kirk skipped a Turning Point USA event at the University of Georgia on April 14 after receiving “some very serious threats,” event organizers said.

IMF Cuts Growth Outlook, Warns Iran War Could Push Global Economy to Brink

IMF cuts growth outlook, warning the global economy could near recession if the Iran war worsens, disrupting energy, inflation, markets.

FAA Targets Video Gamers to Alleviate Air Traffic Controller Shortage

To address a nationwide controller shortage, the FAA is launching a hiring push aimed at recruiting skilled video gamers into air traffic careers.

Trump Says Pam Bondi is Out as His Attorney General

President Trump says Pam Bondi is out as his Attorney General. Bondi will be replaced by her deputy Todd Blanche, who will serve as acting attorney general.

Trump Signs Order Imposing 100 Percent Tariffs on Certain Imported Pharmaceutical Drugs

President Donald Trump signed executive orders on Thursday raising levies on some medications and refining calculations on steel tariffs.

Trump Says US Core Objectives in Iran Are ‘Nearing Completion’ in Primetime Address

President Trump will deliver a primetime address from the White House on April 1 to update the nation on the U.S. military operation against Iran.
spot_img

Related Articles

Popular Categories

MAGA Business Central