Myself and so many other Christian conservative journalists and internet content providers have recently noted that it seems like this is no longer a battle of Democrats versus Republicans but rather a battle of evil versus good. A case in point happened at the Bernie Sanders protest rally held this past weekend. I mentioned in my last article. Senator Bernie Sanders (I Vermont, net worth $5M) apparently thought it might be a good idea to come out against President Trump and Elon Musk as DOGE may be about to investigate him for some of his sketchy apparent sources of income. One has allegedly been Pfizer during the COVID-19 pandemic.
“Drawing huge crowds, Bernie Sanders steps into leadership of the anti-Trump resistance” – AP
We have mentioned Robby Starbuck as an internet influencer worth following in previous articles of The Thinking Conservative and one of his social media posts to “X”, previously Twitter, left many people of faith, as well as those no faith, with their jaws on their chests.
I found the full video of the @BernieSanders rally performance of "Does your God have a big fat d*ck?" by transgender singer Laura Jane Grace and it’s somehow more evil than it sounds.
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) March 10, 2025
The song specifically attacks Christianity with mentions of Easter and God’s son.
Pure evil… pic.twitter.com/JKQQ05SgmN
Apparently Senator Sanders thought it would be a good idea to feature the transgender punk singer Laura Jane Grace with his/her song “God’s Dick”.
Does your god have a big fat d*ck?
Cause it feels like he’s f*cking me
Are his b*lls filled with lightning?
Do they dangle like heaven’s keys?
Does your god have a big fat d*ck?
Cause it feels like he’s f*cking me
[Chorus]
Does your god have a big fat d*ck?
Cause it feels like he’s f*cking me
Are his b*lls filled with lightning?
Do they dangle like heaven’s keys?
Does your god have a big fat d*ck?
Cause it feels like he’s f*cking me
[Verse 1]
Does his D go deep
So deep it puts an *ss to sleep?
Who’s the 6 to his 9
And what are his other kinks?
If he grows all the trees
Does he taste every peach?
Is your god f*cking you and f*cking me?
I know creation must get lonely
After all he’s one and only
And his son was so well hung
I think the big man deserves one
[Chorus]
Does your god have a big fat d*ck?
Cause it feels like he’s f*cking me
Are his b*lls filled with lightning?
Do they dangle like heaven’s keys?
Does your god have a big fat d*ck?
Cause it feels like he’s f*cking me
[Verse 2]
When he whips out his meat
Does your world fall to its knees?
Does he shoot wads of honey
And c*m twice on Easter Sunday?
What’s his favorite position?
Missionary? Magic bullet?
We all give him no lover
Just a hand and a mother
Can he c*m a shotgun blast
And shoot salvation up your *ss?
Does he chew c*nt like bubblegum
And give bl*wjobs like a vacuum?
[Chorus]
Does your god have a big fat d*ck?
Cause it feels like he’s f*cking me
Are his b*lls filled with lightning?
Do they dangle like heavens keys?
Does your god have a big fat d*ck?
Cause it feels like he’s f*cking me
Does your god have a big fat d*ck?
CAUSE HE’S F*CKING YOU AND ME!
“Who is Laura Jane Grace? Singer faces backlash over controversial lyrics at Bernie Sanders ‘Fighting Oligarchy’ rally” – Sports Keeda
CONCLUSION:
As we conclude this article it has come to our attention that Elon Musk’s “X” social media platform is suffering an outage worldwide. This is ironic given the article we just reported on of the attacks of Elon Musk by way of his Tesla dealerships.
While Elon works to get his X back online, I intend to write to Wisconsin Democrat Congressman Mark Pocan (WI-02), who spoke to the crowd and introduced Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) as well as trans punker Laura Jane Grace to tell them how absolutely disgusting and blasphemous I found this entire charade to be. I will also write to the University of Wisconsin Parkside to inform them they need to be a little more selective in who they allow to use their venue in the future.
Independent socialist Bernie Sanders is not any more “Fighting Oligarchy” than Laura Jane Grace (born Thomas James Gabel) is a “female musical artist”. This blasphemous charade was an affront to every single person of faith around the world and it should result in consequences for both Sanders and Grace.
Christians and Jews probably won’t be looking for a revenge on this one as that does not square with their religions. Islam, however, well… they do like their swords and tall buildings, don’t they?
The hypocrisy was rich in Kenosha this weekend. You Cheeseheads would have been better off featuring a return guest appearance by FIB Kyle Rittenhouse!
© 2025 by Mark S. Schwendau
