The Metaverse: Heaven for Soy Boys, Hell on Earth for Us

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The Metaverse was born of occult dreams. It will keep growing until the power is cut.

You donโ€™t need physical strength to master virtual reality. You donโ€™t need spiritual insight or moral fortitude, either. In the Metaverse, all you need to achieve a peak experience is a set of VR goggles and a decent WiFi connection. The machine takes care of the rest.

The Metaverse, briefly defined, is a parallel digital realm that will exist alongside our own. It will be populated with 3D replicas of our real world, as well as rainbow unicorns, electro extraterrestrials, animated angels, digital demons, and Lego-man avatars for us to โ€œembody.โ€ Indeed, the Metaverse is billed as the โ€œembodied Internet.โ€

Much like magicians enter the astral plane using ritual implements, the average schlub will access the Metaverseโ€”both enclosed virtual worlds and ethereal holograms superimposed over physical environmentsโ€”through VR goggles or augmented reality glasses. Instead of watching bad movies on Netflix, weโ€™re to become characters in a digital dream that bleeds into the real world.

ZuckerBorg Claims the Metaverse

On October 28, Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebookโ€™s new parent company will be called Meta. Many think this โ€œrebrandingโ€ is an effort to deflect attention from recent bad press, including the bogus โ€œwhistle-blowerโ€ scandal. This deflection theory is erroneous, though. The Metaverse is not some knee-jerk reaction. Facebookโ€™s longstanding ambition is documented in a rallying cry sent out by an Oculus executive in 2018:

โ€œThe first metaverse that gains real traction is likely to the be the last,โ€ [Jason] Rubin wrote. โ€œWe must act first, and go big, or we risk being one of those wannabes.โ€

Last summer, Zuckerberg announced that within the next five years, Facebook will be seen as โ€œa Metaverse company.โ€ His recent cringe-inducing Facebook Connect Conference, where he announced the new name, was probably in production already.

Normal adults relentlessly mocked the phony, Michael Jackson-like behavior exhibited at that conference, but it wasnโ€™t meant for legacy humans. The promo was aimed at technophiles and naรฏve children.

Unfazed by the disgusted public, Meta will pour some $10 billion into their transformative endeavor. Theyโ€™ll also bring on ten thousand new employees to help build their parallel universe. Without a doubt, children will be as eager to dive into the Metaverse as they are the ball pits at McDonaldโ€™s. Every fixed mutation first appears in a fresh generation.

To that end, Meta is funding Project Cambria to develop high-end VR goggles that read eye movements, facial expressions, and body motions in order to translate your physical self into expressive avatars in virtual space.

Additionally, Project Nazarรฉ is producing ultra-light, 5mm thin augmented reality glasses that will populate your visual field with holographic cartoons and Terminator-style data streams.

All of this represents the socio-religious evolution inherent in the Fourth Industrial Revolution. If our living world is an accident of random mutation and natural selection, then tech and social engineering are our only hope for intelligent design. If the pearly gates open to nothingness, virtual reality is our only stairway to heaven.

The XR Association and the Fourth Industrial Revolution

This is not a flash in the pan. There are many Metaverses bubbling up from the void. Microsoft already has Mesh and their HoloLens 2 augmented reality systems. Apple is working on a similar AR device, known only as N301. But a fully โ€œembodied Internetโ€ can only exist within a robust infrastructure.

The XR Association is a New Normal partnership between Facebook (or Meta), Google, Microsoft, Sony, Vive, and many other tech corporations. Their goal is to use public funding to manifest their โ€œmixed realityโ€ (XR)โ€”or what Klaus Schwab describes as โ€œa fusion of the digital, biological, and physical worlds.โ€

The XRAโ€™s infrastructure plan sounds like the voices in my head when I take off my tinfoil hat:

Immersive technology will play a vital role in Americaโ€™s drive to Build Back Better. โ€ฆ As the World Economic Forum has recognized, we are at the beginning of the Fourth Industrial Revolution โ€“ one in which a range of new technologies will fuse the physical and digital worlds, impacting all disciplines, economies, and industries.

On the basis of that global paradigm, the XR Association is pushing Congress to fund research and development grants, workforce training and retraining programs, and various infrastructure projectsโ€”particularly broadbandโ€”to accelerate our transition to a cyborg culture.

Futurists claim this progress is โ€œinevitable.โ€ But the coronavirus pandemicโ€”celebrated as โ€œThe Great Resetโ€โ€”made it all possible. Lockdowns, corporate Covid policies, and induced germaphobia forced the population to fuse with their machines.

In the near future, many work-from-home meetings will be conducted via sophisticated holograms. As with obedience masks, if you donโ€™t wear your augmented reality glasses, you wonโ€™t keep your job. Anyone who refuses to adapt to this new environment will not be able to compete. Holdovers will be socially Darwinized.

Most importantly, schoolchildren willย rapidly acculturateย to these virtual worlds. Theyโ€™ll be socialized to treat digital entitiesโ€”both avatars and AI-powered botsโ€”as if they were real. Virtual reality will become a way of life.

By Joe Allen

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