Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile

5Mind. The Meme Platform

Broken English Teacher: ¡Notes From Exile! (Second Addition)

¡Call 911, or a priest! An English teacher (figuratively) gouged out his Third Eye. Blinded (metaphorically), he traveled to the Great Beyond of the Third World, back and there again, in search of spiritual answers or whatever. Herein the journey is chronicled: a near-decade on the edge of civilization, removed of connection, squinting through a vacant (non-literal) eye socket.

Buy It Now!

Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (First Edition)

Is God dead, as Nietzsche assured us He was?

Call 911, or a priest!

Notes From Exile is a firsthand coming-of-age narrative of a twenty-something discovering (or inventing) purpose in the far-flung corners of the world – or at least getting existentially okay with ambiguity on the topic.

The protagonist, through misshapen lenses, gleans answers, or something approximating answers to life’s ancient riddles.

Herein the reader is treated to:

– a first-hand investigation of the nuanced psychological toll of terrorism in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the mothership of Islamic fundamentalism.

Buy It Now!

– Alex Jones and his infamous gay frogs are dissected with a fine-tooth comb.

– Cautionary tales of illicit drug use in Third World countries with limited human rights records offer life lessons.

Existential loneliness, the variety of neuroticism peculiar to the Western mind, presents its thorny dilemmas via often-disastrous interactions with Thai ladyboys and PTSD-riddled army vets abroad and Ukrainian punks alike.

Notes From Exile compiles and distills these sometimes-tragic, always-visceral real experiences of the human condition into a quasi-coherent compendium.

About the author

Ben Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile, is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

Buy It Now!

Contact Your Elected Officials
Ben Bartee
Ben Barteehttps://armageddonprose.substack.com/
BEWARE!!! Ben Bartee never minces words, so read at your own risk. Ben is a Bangkok-based American journalist, grant writer, political essayist, researcher, travel blogger, and amateur philosopher -- with opposable thumbs. He is the author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile.

What Happens Next?

Today's political discourse focuses on winning arguments, not on what happens when beliefs collide with reality.

NFL’s Bad Bunny had Fans Running

NFL and NBC lost viewers for about 30 minutes on Big Game Sunday as fans ditched network TV for TPUSA’s All-American Halftime Show online.

Senior Voters Are Key For GOP Victory In Midterms

Seniors are the most reliable voting bloc and could decide 2026. To win, the GOP must prevent major Medicare Advantage cost hikes for seniors.

Post-Epstein Document Dump: The Moment for Left-Right Populist Unity?

Claims that a powerful, lawless network of child abusers has captured major Western institutions are now asserted with unprecedented certainty.

When care leads to death

On December 12, Illinois legalize physician assisted suicide, rebranded under the soothing sounding banner of “medical aid in dying,” or MAID.

US Military Boards Oil Tanker in Indian Ocean After Pursuing It From Caribbean

U.S. forces boarded a crude oil tanker without incident in the Indian Ocean after chasing it from the Caribbean, citing a breach of a U.S. quarantine.

California Sues Companies for Supporting Ghost Gun Manufacturing

California AG Rob Bonta sued two companies and over 100 individuals, alleging they illegally distributed computer code used to 3D-print ghost guns.

‘All-American Halftime Show’ Serves as Alternative to Super Bowl’s Bad Bunny, Green Day Performance

Dueling halftime performances will vie for the attention of viewers across the world at Super Bowl LX in Santa Clara, California, on Sunday night.

Pentagon to Cut Academic Ties With Harvard, Hegseth Says

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth said the Pentagon will cut all academic ties with Harvard, saying the university no longer meets military services needs.

Why Canada’s China Pivot Makes US Tariff Relief Harder

Analysts say Ottawa’s Beijing outreach is raising new security and trade concerns in Washington—making U.S. tariff relief even harder to secure.

Trump Lifts Biden-Era Restrictions on Commercial Fishing in Atlantic Marine Monument

President Trump revoked a prohibition on commercial fishing in the Northeast Canyons and Seamounts Marine National Monument.

US Unveils Interim Trade Framework With India, Drops Punitive Tariff

“The Interim trade framework between the US and India will represent a historic milestone in our countries’ partnership" countries said in a joint statement.

Trump Says He’s Still Looking ‘Seriously’ at Sending $2,000 Tariff Rebate Payments

Trump said in an interview that his administration is still considering sending out $2,000 payments to Americans derived from his tariffs.
spot_img

Related Articles