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Kamala Harris Radical Left Past Positions

Those of us with active memories know Donald Trump tells the truth more often than not. His latest truth, Kamala Harris is dangerously liberal.
Green Day Holds Up DECAPITATED Trump 'HEAD' After Trump Assassination in Anti-MAGA Cringe Fest

Aged Punk Rockers Green Day Hoist Decapitated Trump Head

Frontman of rock band Green Day held up a Donald Trump mask at his Washington DC concert weeks after former president nearly died from an assassination attempt.

‘White Women For Kamala’ and the Slow Death of Social Justice™

Democratic Party is hard at work trying to push the Karamel-uh entity over the finish line on the back of tried-and-true identity politics.

America faces a historic election – with disastrous consequences

Presidential candidate Kamala Harris’ past comments and policy platforms indicate the direction she plans to take if she wins the U.S. presidency on Nov. 5, 2024.
'I'm Running Against A Low IQ Individual': Trump Slams Vice President Kamala Harris At Bitcoin Event

Trump Should Challenge Harris to an IQ Test

Many people fail to see Trump's intellect and humor, but those with above average IQ get the man but and laugh as he brings out the worst of his nemeses.
2024 Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony

The Woke French Win The Gold Medal For Mockery

Christians worldwide are expressing outrage at the Paris Olympics opening ceremonies that featured LGBTQ performers mocking the Last Supper of Jesus Christ.
Meet the Blind South Asian River Dolphins

Diversity™ Appreciation: Rural Pakistanis Reportedly Go to Town on Blind Dolphins

Stranger than fiction… The act of dolphin non-consensual dolphin intercourse, we know, is a beautiful and stunning celebration of Diversity™ that we would be lucky...
"Soft Language" from George Carlin: Doin' It Again

Like, Totally, WTF? Pop Culture vs. English

I recently overheard women in Middle America deep into their forties — professionals with advanced degrees — on a work call, sounding like the teenage bimbos.
Rising infant mortality, high rates among Native Hawaiians

COVID Roundup: Infant Mortality Reaches Twenty-Year Apex

The Science™ has a conjured a fascinating new scapegoat upon which to heap blame for the growing mountains of dead babies over the past few years.
Kamala Harris "Most Liberal Senator"

Kamala Harris, The Democrats, And Their Problems

The Democratic party rose last Monday morning to a somewhat bipolar sense of relief and “now what do we do?” After spending years (either...
Kamala Harris Ad PARODY

AI Kamala Harris Political Ad Offers Honesty

A mock political ad featuring an artificial intelligence (AI) version of vice president Kamala Harris being more truthful than you have ever seen her before.
If Investigator Wray Didn't Notice Biden's Decline . . .

FBI’s Wray Downplays Trump’s Near Doomsday

“I think with respect to former President Trump there’s some question about whether or not it’s a bullet or shrapnel that, you know, hit...