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New Zealand COVID-19 rap 'nothing short of atrocious'

COVID Roundup: New Zealand Codifies Forced Injections in Martial Law ‘Pandemic Plan’

As many have noted before, if you don’t have control over what is injected into your body, you don’t have freedom in any meaningful sense of the word.
Trump: "Great nations do not fight endless wars"

The World Is On Fire Thanks To Biden And Harris

When Trump left office, there was peace throughout the world. Today, there are ongoing wars in several regions and other conflicts could escalate at any time.
Handcuffs

Migrant Pre-Teen Crime Prodigy Wreaks Havoc on Germany

A young Moroccan migrant has committed 70 burglaries on the residents of ultra-lib Hamburg, Germany, who, if they don’t appreciate him, are probably just Nazis.
Big Intel By J Michael Waller

Big Intel: How the CIA and FBI Went from Cold War Heroes to Deep...

I’d recommend signing up for an ayahuasca retreat with any of the hundreds of Charles Manson-like imposters operating in the Amazon.
Commodores - Easy (Live)

The Dumbest ‘In Search of Love’ Story in History, By Feminism

An individual doesn’t need to come out and explicitly state her ideological bent — feminism, in this case. Reading the tea leaves is easy as Sunday morning.
This is a huge, huge, monumentous [momentous] day!

DEI Labradoodle Karine Jean-Pierre Confuses Self and Others, Invents New Nonsense Word

The White House transcriptionist — overtaxed and underpaid for the work he/she is asked to undertake vis a vis Karine — dutifully revised the...
'Utterly disgusting': Fauci caught up in 'cruel' experiments on puppies

Government Conducts Brutal Dog Experiments, Congress Writes Strongly Worded Letter

It’s not just wasted money — it’s wasted money used to torture innocent animals with no discernible public benefit, all in the name of The Science™, In Which We Trust.
How broke is the federal government? Well, it’s penniless!

How Broke Is the Federal Government? It’s Penniless!

The federal government's financial report shows it is de facto bankrupt, with assets of $4.9 trillion and expenses and debts of $40 trillion.

“TRUMP IS A LIAR”

Trumps supporters take him seriously, but not literally, there are no “lies”. The lies come from his opposition who know this, yet perpetrate a charade.
Sydney Sweeney Monologue - SNL

#Bodypositivity Roundup: Sydney Sweeney vs. Fat Activists

You might recall — I don’t own a TV — a brouhaha over a bombshell named Sydney Sweeney and her appearance on the Saturday Night Live show a few months back.
Major Media Outlets Admit the Hunter Biden Laptop Story Was Real

Consider it killed

Media’s blatant censorship is a miscarriage of civility, justice, and the rule of law; it is nothing short of a treasonous arson of our representative republic. 
Giant Monkey Frog AKA Kambô

Notes From Exile: The Ayahuasca Chronicles, Pt. 1

In popular imagination, shaman are mystical beings with one foot in the spiritual realm, almost beyond reach of the physical constraints of the visible world.